>.> Totally summons the Huge ass Balrog from Lord of the Rings to beat your ass while i steal the cookie *Balrog can only be defeated by NOTHING bwahaha*
after getting mah face hand raped, i totally take the cookie back and run off yelling "LEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRROOOOOOOYYYYY JEEEEEENNNNKKINKKKS!!!!!!!!1111"
o.o O damn! *calls the Ring-Wraiths to kick your ass* xD I love these LoTR characters! lol *one of the Fell-Beasts grabs the Cookie and gives it to me before all of them attack you* xD
after lying in the bed for like a day i get up, get dressed, then i walk up to boo, "IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZER!!!!!!!!!!11!" While boo's is being vaporized i take the cookie
well if you cut off my arm they would just heal XP *mad vampire skillz* and you can't have the cookie like i said I gave it to a little kid, so either you have it and the kid iz dead or the kid is running away with the cookie!
Jumping out of the bushes "No one steal from queeny" pulls out a sword "This is Maddness" says dark blade "THIS IS DARK LAND!!!!" then i kick dark blade into a bottomless pit, returning the cookie to queeny!
Queeny swoops down and grabs darkblade in her talons.......flying him to the cave of the ghoul eating vulture. Grabs cookie out of his hands and hides in Cizzle's dungeon.
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Faction ~ Queen of the Vilopian Empire Class ~ Dark Knight/Head Admin Race ~ Demon Level ~ 50 HP ~ 20,000 Experience ~ MAXED Skills ~Elemental Strike Magic ~ Lightning, Cure, & Fire Money ~ $11,005,000 Equipment: Cross Bow of Legends (+1000) Dragon Sword (+150,000Phys/Mag) Super Magic, Purified Alloy Amour (+9000) Dragon Scale Armour (+150,000 Phys/Mag)
PROPER ENGLISH ATTACK!! Sir i think you do not need to go around claiming that cookie as your own, clearly it is mine due to the fact that the rightful owner handed the cookie to me because he found my remark very witty, furthermore you cannot go "into the shadows" simply because that would be one of your skills in the RPG making it illegal here. 1,000,000,000,000 confusion/bordom/head_spinning damage! you drop the cookie then i pounce! MAH COOKIE SUCKA!
mm i said ill hideing there you fagg but any way its boos cookie runs up take cookie ru nto boo give him cookie runs back to cizzle smashs with staf repedly not leting him get up
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Wood Staff(+10MAGIC ATTACK) A Mages robe(+10 MAGIC DEFFENCE/Phys) \Lightning, Cure, and Fire, bolt Shadow Veil lv 8 exp o/ hp 800
:l Fiiiiiine *gives the cookie to Cizzle after useing the One Ring to become all powerful and kick his ass* :l here ya go *hands over the cookie and some milk* :P